Student become stupid because skipped school and drugs, blame politics. People abandoned baby because of random sex, blame politics. Price a slice of roti canai increased, blame politics. Low self-esteem, blame politics. Hair falls, blame politics. Water heater broke down and had to take cold water for shower, blame politics. Diarrhoea, blame politics. Train/KTM left, blame politics. Bridge collapsed, blame politics. Cellulite and weight problem also blame politics.

So easy like that, huh? *head shake*